I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I want her autograph on my taint
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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