you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I CAN MOONWALK!
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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