is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I think I sprained my soul last night
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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