you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
do nipples grow back?
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