I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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