stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I forgot how hot balto sounded
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
