Your tits are I can't wait for
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
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