no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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