laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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