Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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