I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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