I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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