glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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