ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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