Just fell off a train. Bad.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I'm always down for nudity.
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