I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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