are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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