i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Drunk is not a location!
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Randomize
