why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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