in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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