Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
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