is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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