North Korea, Best Korea!
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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