Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Randomize
