well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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