haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
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