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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I puked a lego.

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(515): View more from Iowa

Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay

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(224): View more from Illinois

Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.

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(312): View more from Illinois

Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.

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(763): View more from Minnesota

I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"

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(828): View more from North Carolina

Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.

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(416): View more from Toronto

Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha

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