hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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