Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
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