I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Fuck appropriateness.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
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