Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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