i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
