I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Mom said you looked used
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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