Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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