The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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