I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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