i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
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