I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
I did not marry a roomba.
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