uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
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