He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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