Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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