some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
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