I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Randomize
