Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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