Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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