I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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