So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
Randomize
