any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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