My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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