Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
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Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
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