I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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